May 2013
hawkpaw:
the one thing i hope the most for is for your happiness. i hope whoever is reading this is happy and if you arent please know that one day you will be and you should never give up and maybe instead of looking at your feet when you walk you can look at the sky
1 tag
My first day on the job. I died and failed horribly.
My answer is NOPE.: theponfarr: if i was in charge... →
theponfarr:
if i was in charge of tampon commercials, i would make a commercial that featured fierce female warriors (a spectrum of races and sizes) fighting alongside each other in battle. it would be scary and wrathful and wicked as fuck.
then at the end the camera would pan out. there…
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
sevenplusfour:
iwilleatyourenglish:
iwilleatyourenglish:
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
2 tags
Anyone know what dress this is? I am trying to find one like this.
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
1 tag
Watching Halloween. Lovely movie.
bubblelumps:
1000notes:
comedraco:
twyll:
good posts with a long string of terrible comments
good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
eliminatethenegitive:
Reblog this and I will go to your profile, find a character from your fandom, and write an ask to you as your favorite character visiting your blog.
indigostohelit:
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys...
Reblog if you’ve formed a meaningful relationship with someone you met online.
jonandtheon:
siltstryder:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
im going to write a book...
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
callmekitto:
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
gentlydropthebass:
“Women can’t go out in skimpy clothing and be surprised when they’re raped! That’s like leaving your front door open and being surprised when you’re robbed!” you’re comparing property to a human being
you’re comparing property to a human being
you’re comparing property to a human being
you’re comparing property to a human being
