How I feel when I’m playing dodgeball:
How I actually look:
April 2012
people who like AND reblog your posts
Sora
Riku
Ventus
Vanitas
Terra
Aqua
Xemnas
Xigbar
Xaldin
Vexen
Lexaeus
Zexion
Saix
Axel
Demyx
Luxord
Marluxia
Larxene
Roxas
Xion
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
all is… bed….
Flawless logic right here:
Morning = Evil
Amon = Evil
Therefore.
Amon = Morning.
Damn, I knew it.
when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out
BB: please you know gainax has a special place in the strider household
BB: ttgl was our friday night tradition for the longest damn time
BB: just the box set some popcorn a dozen apple juice popsicles and us
BB: i was thinking about rewatching it you know like a trip down memory lane now that im old and feeble
BB: dave didnt want to though
BB: he doesnt seem like hes much into it anymore
BB: guess he outgrew it
- Teacher: Give me an example of a descriptive sentence.
- Me: He thrust angrily into his lovers tight ass, grabbing his hips to find a better rhythm.
- Teacher:
- Class:
- Me:
ASK ME! dont be shy, i dont bite! haha ;) TALK TO MEEE!
Go for it.
- store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
- me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
- store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
- me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
- store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
- me: /looks down at her captain america tee
- store guy: /happy seal-clapping
- me: oh my god we match
- store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
Why do I keep doing this? To laugh at my stupidity and false hopes later on ahaha
(Mochizuki you have broken my heart so many times and yet I keep coming back ;A;).
Pandora Hearts - “Parallel Hearts”
girls on facebook who use the caption “I miss summerrr :(” just so they have an excuse to post pictures of themselves in a bikini
If someone says they’re a woman, they’re a woman.
If someone says they’re a man, they’re a man.
If someone says they’re both, they’re both.
If someone says they’re neither, they’re neither.
That’s it.
Respect it, don’t question it.






























