July 2012
tehgairbear:
rihyo:
Because your life is...
darrenstummy:
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
Me: Ugh, the media thinks Merida is a lesbian because she shoots arrows, doesn't like dressing up and doesn't want to get married.
Dad: (frowning) Which is weird because the one thing a lot of gay people want to do right now is get married.
Ask me my 'top 5' anything
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I want to write a fanfiction
about Tumblr University. Anyone interested in being characters in it?
someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
TUMBLR UNIVERSITY
Supernatural Classes: Practical First Aid without Proper Tools, Benefits of Salt, Myths and Legends, Analysis of Destiel
Sherlock Classes: Analysis of Johnlock, Science, Observing (Not Seeing) 101, How to Deduce, How to be a Criminal Mastermind, How to Deal with Reichenbachfeels
Doctor Who Classes: Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Timey-Wimey and Spacey-Wacey things, Identification of Extraterrestrial Beings
The Avengers Classes: How to Be a Superhero, Crime Fighting 101, How to Deal with Loki Feels
Harry Potter Classes: Potions, Herbology, Charms, Ancient Runes, Arithmancy, Astronomy, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Charms, Divination, Muggle Studies, Transfiguration
P.E.: Yoga with Tom Hiddleston, Gym with Chris Hemsworth, Quidditch, Swimming with Benedict Cumberbatch
Fangirl Classes: How to Overcome Season Finales, How to Deal with Fangirl Feels, Ships and OTP's 101
Kingdom Hearts Classes: How to Play the Game, Heartless Dissection and Item Synthesis 101.
Ace Attorney Classes: How to scream Objection, figuring out which is a ladder and a steppladder and airguitaring 101.
Ghost Trick: How to die, How to get back to life, how to read.
Devil may cry classes: How to Defy Physics, Devil Arms, Demon anatomy, Demonology, Guns & Swords lessons, What The Heck Is A Vital Star 101
The Legend of Korra Classes: How to be a Bender, Chi-blocking, How to ride a polarbear dog, Pro-bending gym class, Shipping Etiquette, Chinese Culture, and anti-whitewashing classes. Don't forget the How to Understand the Meaning of "Love Triangles" classes, Knitting (taught by Mako
Avatar The Last Airbender Classes: Make Your Daddy Love You in 30 Days (taught by Zuko), How to Not Give A Flying Fuck (taught by Toph), Necklace Making 101 (taught by Aang), Tea Making (taught by Iroh), Sassbending (taught by Katara)
Hunger Games: Lots of physical education, survival skills, how not to fall in love, baking (taught by Peeta), how to make snares (taught by Gale)
colfersaurusrex:
Joking about two brothers having sex with each other is not funny and I must incest that you stop right away
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I really really really hope they make an English...
welcome-to-chaos:
Then life would be complete.
